I wasn’t originally planning to do anything Valentine-related but I binged watched a number of ‘Rip it or Ship it’ videos yesterday so I figured why not? I did my best to chose a wide variety of characters, and ended up with some hilarious pairings. So let’s begin:
My 30 original characters:
While these two would probably be great friends, I don’t think they wouldbe happy with each other in a romantic relationship.
(Of course I might be biased because Patrochilles is my ultimate OTP and I will fight anyone who tries to hurt my precious bbies)
It hurts me to break up Percabeth and Patrochilles BUT I think Annabeth and Achilles would be a fantastic couple, especially if Annabeth found herself in Ancient Greece or Achilles somehow ended up in our times.
I’m not entirely convinced about this pairing but I think it would work because opposites attract, right?
I would laugh my ass off if Magnus were to hit on Darrow (obviously Darrow wouldn’t be the one wooing Magnus, let’s be real). Could you imagine them actually being a couple? That would be absolutely hilarious!
Harry pretty much dating a version of himself? That’s too weird,even for me.
This would be fantastic. I’d love to have Draco and Percy in a room, they’d either end up making out (we all know Draco has a weakness for dark hair and green eyes) and killing each other.
(Can someone write a fic about this because I WOULD READ IT)
While this might work, it either crumble fairly quickly or they’d just drift apart, and they both deserve better. They’d be fantastic as friends thought.
Yes, yes, yes, a thousand times yes! I think they would be fantastic together (provided they’re around the same age, I don’t ship it with the current age difference). Can you image the sass? *heart eyes*
Fear of vampires or not, Sydney would probably stab Ebony minutes after meeting her just to shut her up.
[ATTENTION SPOILERS FOR CHOSEN (HOUSE OF NIGHT #3) BELLOW]
Just going off Chosen, Christian would probably flip if he knew Zoey wasn’t exclusive, and Zoey would probably dump his arrogant abusive ass after putting him in his place.
They’re both inquisitive and rush headfirst into whatever they’re doing, so they would certainly getting along very well. Although I’m not sure how long it would last before one of them inevitably got hurt while being impulsive.
I’ll be honest, when I chose Baz and The Darkling to be part of this, I sort of hoped I would get them together but alas, fate was not on my side it seems. I don’t think Alina and Baz would even get along as acquaintances, much less be while in a relationship.
I ship this purely because Hamlet would try and take advantage of Henry’s powers while Hades would probably end up killing Hamlet to stop his whining.
This would be absolutely hysterical. Can you imagine The Darkling having to put up with Edward’s constant moping?
‘I’m a monster’
‘Welcome to the club, I ripped a country in two’
‘I could hurt you’
‘What hurts me is that you honestly believe that’
Just imagine the sass.
So that concludes my Valentine’s Day post. Now excuse me while I enjoy some chocolate cake while crying over Drarry (yes, I’m an unapologetic shipper and I will fight you over this).
What do you think of these pairings? WHat’s the most outrageous pairing you’ve ever come across?